[Crudely carved into the side of a snowy mountain in the Northern Kingdom in huge, scrawling lettering.]

I WUZ HERE TODAY.
Now I'mheadingoff the mountain.
Where can I find PEOPLE?
WHO AM I ANYWAY?
WAIT, I think I'm SHIRO.
Isn't it CUTE?
I love it!!

[Last line is squished along the bottom of the mountain. He ran out of space on the rock face.]